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rose-on-the-mountain:

Back ground nurse:

"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello. 
There is no shirt here.”


#all of our shirts have suddenly gone missing#it’s the strangest thing#no shirts at all#they’ve all been drafted to the war#yes#that’s it (via followthebluebell)
Jul 29, 2014 / 88,714 notes
Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.
my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via commanderspock)

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corisete:

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breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived 

STOP RIGHT THERE

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imageahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!

guys there are two wedding photos

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Jul 29, 2014 / 116,354 notes

jadehariey:

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jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

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Jul 29, 2014 / 143,853 notes

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I’m sexually attracted to this Jacket

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I have reblogged this before and I will again. Can’t get over this thing.

I should make this now.

I had two ideas for what I would get married in.

1. Pirate Attire

2. A cross between a dress and a tux

you have created both

Marry me in this and I will love you forever 

I want it!

Omg I’m going to cry this is so beautiful

I have a very mighty need

This is awesome and there are lots more modern-business-meets-pirates type jackets on the maker’s Etsy <3

IF YOU LOVE ME

BUY ME THOSE JACKETS HHHHHHHHHHHH

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Jul 29, 2014 / 276,467 notes
featuringod:

ratedmirr:

i wasnt ready

jesus
Jul 29, 2014 / 40,157 notes

featuringod:

ratedmirr:

i wasnt ready

jesus

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Jul 28, 2014 / 19,951 notes

bramblepatch:

I still want to know how everyone agreed on “to hide Anakin Skywalker’s son, let’s take him to Anakin’s home planet, leave him with Anakin’s family, and not change his last name from ‘Skywalker’”

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Jul 27, 2014 / 222,822 notes

gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Maya Angelou [April 4, 1928 - May 28, 2014] (via a-thousand-words)

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